Next step: adapting to the smelly lake during shad fly season ...
"North Bay, Home of the Shad Fly" - yes, it is a legit slogan for the city. I saw it on tshirts the other day, no joke.
Thursday, November 18, 2010
It's getting hot in here ...
Where you ask? The library. But please don't take off all your clothes. I just wanted to point out the rapidly changing temperatures in the library the past few days. Being the big nerd that I am, I have been in the library every day this week, and the temperature has been radically different each time. In order to adapt to these changing temperatures, I have become entirely reliant on layers. It works for outside as well, as it can change from cold with snow to warm with sun, or warm and friendly to cold and slushy within minutes lately. Tank tops, tshirts, jersey shirts, sweaters, vests, jackets, coats, scarves and mittens can all be crucial to this survival process. So even if it is cold outside and ridiculously hot in the library, it's all a matter of natural selection -- and wearing 11 layers means you will survive the next stage "of the evolutionary rung" (Mohindar, Heroes, Season 1, Episode 1), or your next day spent in the library at least ... I thought I would share this tip with my fellow Nipissingites, so we can all be the fittest for survival, and Nipissing graduates can slowly take over the world!
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The library, and its excessive hot then freezing temperatures is responsible for giving me a cold..thanks a lot! Perfect timing, really! I am a little bitter since I go to the library to get the work I have to do in order to pass and stay in school, because if I didn't pass and stay in school, the school would lose my tuition money, and thus money to fund their new library...its kind of like a kick in the face when you are down, know what I mean?!
ReplyDeleteHence, wear layers to adapt my friend, so you don't get sick and die! Survival of the fittest, and the fittest layer it up ...
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